Can’t Touch This by Michael Todd & Michael Anderle & Laurie Starkey

Author:Michael Todd & Michael Anderle & Laurie Starkey [Todd, Michael & Anderle, Michael & Starkey, Laurie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Opera, supernatural, Action Adventure
Publisher: LMBPN Publishing
Published: 2019-03-13T04:00:00+00:00

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Beelzebub thrust his chest out and bent his arms as much as he could in his armor. It creaked and rattled, but he was determined to look the part of the commander of an army. He paced slowly, watching as the demon soldiers took their places in the ranks. The larger and more cunning demons took the front spots, and behind them, row after row, were the smaller lesser demons. They too would play an important part in the battle ahead of them.

While the demon soldiers in the front stood straight and attentive, the smaller, more idiotic ones tended to wander off anytime something shiny came into their view. Given that they were in hell surrounded by fire, that didn’t make for a very attentive group. Nonetheless, they would stay in their ranks until it was time to move forward.

Marchosias walked up, stopping and saluting Beelzebub. Leaning in, he whispered, “Perhaps a rousing speech to cheer on the troops would be in order.”

Beelzebub eyed him. “Yes. Good idea, Marchosias. I think they might need a little direction and gusto.”

Marchosias bowed his head and turned to the troops, clapping his hands. “Attention!”

The larger demons were already there where the smaller ones snarled and fought, pointing up to the front to get their attention. Beelzebub rolled his eyes as he took his position in front of them. “Hear me now, brave demon soldiers of hell! We hear on a regular basis that we are the ones to be pitied. That we are the weak ones. I say, fuck that!”

The crowd of demons cheered and pounded their claws on the lava stone. Beelzebub was already getting into it. “That’s right. To be a demon in the glory of hell is an honor that cannot be downgraded. It cannot be ignored. Their fear will drive them mad, and one day when they sit in the fires of damnation on Earth, they will see the privilege of being hell demons’ slaves!!! So go out there, take what is ours, and show them what destruction means by obliterating their precious homes and buildings. Knock down their monuments and statues. It is time to introduce Earth to the immortality of damnation!!”

Every rank of demons put their hands in the air and began to chant Beelzebub’s name. Even the small ones got into the act, jumping high to see over the larger beasts’ heads. Baal stood to the side, leaning against the rocks, his arms crossed. There was no way he was going to participate in the chaos that was about to ensue. He knew it was a terrible idea, and when it came to those, Baal liked to keep as far back as he could to keep his head from being chopped off of his shoulders.

Between Moloch and T’Chezz, Baal had no reason to ever question whether his gut instinct on an activity devised by a complete moron was a good idea. Still, he couldn’t stop himself from at least watching as everything went terribly wrong, which no doubt it eventually would.

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